attention: vegetarians

this is not directed @ sushane, but just thought i should put up the facts for you vegetarians that i know that hassle me about eating meat that i ran into recently earlier in the week.

cows fart. their fart contains methane which in turn destroys plant life and the ozone. there is enough methane coming from the country of america from the amount of cows alone to damage the ozone enough to cause some damage.

plants and vegetables eliminate that methane in the air. but you vegetarians are ridding the earth of our vegetables and plants.

“but i do not eat anything that breathes”

it’s called photosynthesis. google it.

“but i do not eat anything with flesh”

what do you think wood is made up of? hopes and dreams? it’s flesh. the meaty part of the carrots are a buildup of proteins and carbs and nutrients. just like a cow’s flesh, vegetables are built up by flesh. that’s why some vegetables and fruits contain veins.

now don’t get me wrong. i don’t have anything against the idea of eating healthy and not wanting to eat meat, but i do have something against vegetarians that hassle me about causing the “problem” when in actual reality, there was no problem to begin with.

if you’re going to practice vegetarianism, at least make an effort to refrain from using animals in your attire as well.  nothing annoys me more than a vegetarian that talks too much for his or her own good.

“but boogie, aren’t you technically doing the same thing by posting this blog?”

yes and no.  you started it.

just let me enjoy my steaks and kobe beef burgers in peace and in return, i’ll let you enjoy your tofurkey.

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One comment

  1. how many other vegetarians do you know?

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