i had a couple of errands to run this afternoon and i saw something pretty funny today. at around 1:00 pm, at the local mission valley in-n-out at the corner of the 805 freeway and the 8 freeway, i saw a guy crossing the street with a huge brown streak going down his pants. good thing he was crossing into the plaza i was driving into because i really wanted to take a closer look. at the back of my mind i thought this guy could have crapped his pants and as i passed him by, he locked eyes with me and i locked eyes with him. this guy was doing that awkward “i have a wedgie” walk all the way past the in-n-out and past the taco bell. the more i thought about it, the more i couldn’t believe it. were there no bathrooms at the macy’s across the street or something?
i still couldn’t believe it though, but the color was just the right tone. the random splatter had just the right amount of random. the streak emission point was at just the right point. his awkward walk wasn’t because of a wedgie, but because of his uncontrollable bowels that had just recently lost control. this guy crapped his pants. there is no way i can describe in words how funny watching this guy walk past all of the cars lining up for in-n-out during the lunch rush was, so i had to open up photoshop and illustrate it for you all. i illustrated everything with as much detail as possible. the streak, the smudge on his left shoe, where the streak originated and the point where our paths crossed. everything.
just thought i’d share. that is all.
hahahahh that was pretty funny today!
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